Son-Zoned

Adj. Is when an older lady rejects the advances of a much younger gentleman.

Susan: did Aiden hit on you over the weekend?
Vicky: yes, he did. But I son-zoned him: he's just a few years older than my kids.

by joeychan12 December 17, 2023

“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021

Rob Your Son

The nickname of the Infamous George Robson who gets no bitches and no friends.

Oh shit its George Rob Your Son. Bully him

by pussay Lover March 11, 2022

Son of Chicken

Band of idiots gathered from around the globe to wreak havoc on your Tyrant faction.

Who just killed our faction? Must have been Son of Chicken.

by UMadBroSoC July 26, 2012

trump's son

Trump's son, probably has a wig too. And is almost discriminated everyday because of his 73 year old orange dad.

Doctor: ONE MORE PUSH!
Mother: aaaAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Doctor: I see the head! Grap the sucker!
Doctor 2: Ahhh its orange and has a wig, I think we got a, "Trump's son".

Doctor: What should we do?
Doctor 2: THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!!!

by World War 50 November 11, 2020

Son-zon

When she tells you that she is proud of you like a mother would be proud of her son

Sam was trying to make her jealous by naming out women he went out with.She just son-zoned him

by Aegon Targaryen November 22, 2018

Lesbian Son

Lesbian son is when your a mom and you have a son who's lesbian

what is a lesbian son?

A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl

Mom: I love my lesbian son

by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020