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a derogatory term used against people who speak-out against the actions or policies of the government of Israel, Zionists or other Jewish controlled organizations.
by juman December 29, 2008
That man is incredible, he can Self Sperm Catch!
by David Bowe6969 December 07, 2019
Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating
by Urban humor May 23, 2019
The name given to a zit on your back that you can't reach to pop, so it irritates the hell out of you.
by O.D. Batt August 20, 2010
Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?
Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.
Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?
Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.
Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?
Friend 1: Not yet :(
Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.
Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.
Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?
Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.
Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?
Friend 1: Not yet :(
Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.
by COLCHOUR January 31, 2023
When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness
Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness
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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness
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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants
by selfcenteredguy July 29, 2010