A very sly irish self proclaimed smartass that rubs his HisToRY kNowLeDgE in your face. He is always goin about and stealing your EPIC builds on minecraft even when you tell him not too. He likes to lurk in the playground looking for little girls he can try to lure into the back of his van with facts (this could potentially explain why he hasn't kidnapped someone)
Random guy: Hey watch out for the Sam catchpole in the playground
Other guy: Dont worry hes just a Sam Catchpole
Other guy: Dont worry hes just a Sam Catchpole
by Salty minecraft Player February 8, 2019
Get the Sam Catchpolemug. Sam mortimore likes food alot often found chewing gum all though he looses alot he is still a confident guy he is often found with random things in his bag like window parts and signs
He is also small
He is also small
*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”
by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023
Get the Sam mortimoremug. A mean looking but really harmless cowboy on Sesame Street, just like Bad Bart.
Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".
Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".
by tyrulz August 1, 2014
Get the sinister sammug. by Nick savage January 31, 2018
Get the sam buckleymug. If you've ever spent a day with a Sam Willer you will instantly realise he's a huge fucking Simp. Sam will always leave the boys just to talk to a girl and rejects the bro's before hoes code.
by MaxT2599 April 23, 2020
Get the Sam Willermug. by Scastle October 8, 2021
Get the sam castlemug. Sam Gill is very hard to define. He is a pro bodybuilder for Clayton high school, he spent his life savings on a golds gym membership and a juul. He is the best third basemen in baseball history. He is very tall and he pokes his chest out and tries to make his voice seem deep. He makes sure that the first part of him to enter the room is his chest. His little brother is Jonah Gill and Jonah is the best JV backup bench catcher to ever play for Clayton high school. Sam gill cheats in APUSH off Trevor Guerrero and Garrett Hale. Which makes his mom very proud because he gets good grades. Despite being big and strong he sits the bench in jv baseball.
*Sam Gill squats 2,850 lbs. Then Benches 900 lbs. for reps then yells like the Hulk*
Someone at Golds Gym: Wow, Who is that, he looks like the Hulk?
Someone else at Golds Gym: That's Clayton High schools pro bodybuilder, Sam Gill.
Someone at Golds Gym: Wow, Who is that, he looks like the Hulk?
Someone else at Golds Gym: That's Clayton High schools pro bodybuilder, Sam Gill.
by Sam Weaverr June 3, 2018
Get the Sam Gillmug.