senior speed

Moving at the speed of a drowning turtle to excessively important events

i wish my mom would stop with the senior speed bullshit or find someone on speed. love isnt enough in democracy.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

fin speed

maisie’s boyfriend

omg do u know fin speed
yeh he’s maisies boyfriend

by awhedodne124 March 19, 2022

Speed bump bouncing

When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.

Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing

by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022

Speed

Fess on a Stooge

Wow he’s so speed

by DEEIF September 19, 2021

Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

by Onaeek May 24, 2017

Speed limit

Code word prostitutes may use to tell the customer how much the service costs.

I was talking to a street Walker, she said the speed limit was 150 and she would take me around the world.

by ThE ReAl RuStY nAiL May 25, 2021

Speed Frape

To frape someone very quickly, normally via a mobular hand piece.

He got my phone and speed fraped me. He only had it for three seconds.

by will.i.ian July 1, 2011