sneaky weasel 

A person or creature who engages in the art of deception.

Joe: Yo, Todd. . . that guy stole my foot powder. And now my feet are stinkin!

Todd: Aw, shit man. Yeah, that Ray is a sneaky weasel. Can I rub yo feet anyway? Mmmm... let me lick that shit. Oh yeah, mmmmmmm, I wanna rub them stinky feet on my face all night long.

sneaky weasel by Bunny Brown October 27, 2005

sneaky cheeky 

An impromptu pint (or other vessel) of beer, unplanned and executed in between existing obligations, the having of which is often later denied.

Do you want to stop for a sneaky cheeky on the way there?

I reckon there's time for a sneaky cheeky.

sneaky cheeky by SuperMike November 1, 2007

Super Sneaky Slap 

The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping said person in the face with an erect penis without whom knowing of the deed (a surprise cock slap).

This one time at band camp, Allison was sun tanning, naked, and Tyler snuck up on her snootch and gave her a Super Sneaky Slap.

Super Sneaky Slap by Tit Slap McGee January 1, 2012

sneakernet

A network of computers that consists of a link known as "sneakernet" whereupon a courier sneaks a Floppy disc from one computer to another in order to transfer data.

The files were transferred to the print server via sneakernet, we used 4 whole floppies for it

sneakernet by Lilmuckers July 3, 2003

sneak disser

1. Someone who talks shit behind someone else's back.
2. A person so stealthy and cunning that all others admire and wish to be them.

That girl Georgia is such a sneak disser. Man I wish I was her friend.

sneak disser by HarBeartheSeventh January 1, 2013

QB Sneak 

The act of fucking your partner from behind and you gently wipe your ass with the index and middle fingers on left and right hands and proceed to yell "blue forty two, blue forty two, set, hut hut, hike" and smear the feces under her eyes similar to eye black.

Matt QB sneaked me last week and hasn't called me back ever since.

QB Sneak by Boombox Billy and Willem Dafoe November 5, 2011

sneaky Pete 

the sexual act of sneaking an object into a girls anus while having rear facing intercourse

to perform the "sneaky Pete" or "stinky Pete" ask her to do it from behind, bury her face in a pillow, then insert the following; a pencil/pen, a dildo, a tv remote, or anything near by without her noticing. oh and just for fun yell surprise right as you do it,.... why not.

sneaky Pete by co- sneaky Pete creator. January 29, 2012