Patrick

some type of ginger dude whos 6'8 and could probably beat your sorry ass at an origami duel

Girl: Who's that?

Patrick: I'm the man of your dreams ;)

*Proceeds to make girl an origami platypus*

by Asimpforgingers December 16, 2020

Patrick Star

When someone is preforming very pleasurable sexual acts on your dick (typically oral) to the extent that you go “silly”, as well as giving you five stars on your skin, which for white people makes the affected skin turn pink.

Also a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants

Person A: Man she turned me into Patrick Star

OR

Person A: She gave me the Patrick Star treatment

by Hugecock69420 October 23, 2023

Patrick Shwavy

when you do something so embarrassing that, you wish you ever never born.

Credit - Noel Miller

Definer - Corey C

Dude 1: yooooo, lets get patrick shwavy tonight
Dude 2: Do you remember what happened last time??
Dude 1: oh, fuck, truuuue dude

by TeenOnPsychedelics December 16, 2019

Patrick Star Alone

Patrick will be soon poopy alone.

Leave Patrick Star Alone!

by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS July 13, 2023

Patrick Mora

If a female dog was a person, it would be Patrick Mora.

Hey, why are you acting like a Patrick Mora. You should have stayed home if you were going to act like that.

by PsychoB143 November 22, 2021

Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories. Nobody is reading them anyways.

Thanks,
Everyone

Patrick - it’s a name

by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021

St. Patrick's day

A holiday where you have to wear green or else... Also you can look for rainbows with gold at the end, 4 leaf clovers, and leprechauns, but that is something that mainly elementary and Pre-K kids do.

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's day! Remember to wear green or else...

by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021