Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023

Puppy eyes

How niggas look at you when they want some wings

*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings

Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”

Person 1: *Puppy eyes

Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”

by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023

Puppy face

How niggas look at you when they want some wings

*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings

Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”

Person 1: *Puppy face

Person 2: *sigh

“Alright fine”

by Ncthh5 June 18, 2023

Puppy love

The love of an adolescent
Aka Young love, first love, calf love, Innocent love, crush, child's play, and or Infactuation

My puppy love lasted one year with a boy named Shocker

by 459395 June 25, 2023

puppy out

To express intense excitement and enthusiasm, often accompanied by animated movements such as jumping up and down.

1. The guy I went on a date with is so amazing, I’m totally puppying out right now.

2. When she sees the birthday present I got her, she will totally puppy out.

by brieftaubee June 28, 2024

Skin that puppy

To devour something in a fast pace and to be completely empty.

Joaquin, you skinned that puppy! (He ate a loaded baked potato and left only the skin) skin that puppy

by Joaquinmykitty July 12, 2024