blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.

Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.

by MacBetty July 31, 2017

CAC Blocked

When somebody else blocks you from using your CAC (Common Access Card) to log into a computer by inserting their CAC into the computer you were going to use. This is usually done purposely but does not have to be.

Paul: *walking over to a computer requiring him to insert his CAC to log in*
Tina: *notices Paul walking towards said computer*
Tina: *quickly cuts Paul off and inserts her CAC into the computer Paul was going to use, thereby using it herself*
Tina: Well, looks like I just got the last computer in the office.
Paul: Hey, what the heck Tina, you just CAC blocked me!

by Shadow-Dude June 12, 2018

Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.

I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!

by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018

Baller Blocking

When all your friends wont let you meet their drug dealer.

Yo, Peanut I've been trying to meet up with you but my friends have been baller blocking me for years. Let me get yo number.

by GodDamnGodDamn October 2, 2018

Blocked by association

When you've been blocked by someone on Facebook in retribution for a mutual friend blocking the person who blocked you.

Remember how you blocked Kara yesterday because she kept blowing up your shit? Well, now, I've been blocked by association. Thanks a lot!

by I8ur3.14 March 22, 2019

Rage Blocked

When your customer blocks your phone number due to receiving 5 SPAM calls immediately prior to your scheduled call.

Brad "rage blocked" my cell because he was tired of getting notice for his credit card balances, IRS late payments, and free medical equipment.

by jcdrunner April 9, 2019

Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.

When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman March 3, 2019