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Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
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message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007
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LAV jump/hop

The act of ballistically shooting an amphibian infantry fighting vehicle over long distances in Battlefield 4.
"Hey, dude! Let's do a LAV jump/hop to C and land that thing on top of the roof, get some C4."

"Ok, sure. I sure do love LAV hopping."
by bjorm February 23, 2019
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Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.
Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.
by Gottapee June 24, 2022
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Jump-off

One night stands for girls. When she decides that she never wants to see him again.
...”As long as he wasn’t some one night

jump-off, than you should call him back”
by Billy-Soo April 30, 2020
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jump

What pussies do when they know they’ll lose a fight.
“We’re gonna jump him
by DickSuCker9002618 October 7, 2019
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