When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
Get the Decoy Boyfriendmug. by ashleyxjaay September 29, 2020
Get the Boyfriendmug. Someone who will care for you and will shower you with kisses. Someone whom you gave your trust and they gave their trust to you. Someone who loves you with all their heart. Someone who will give you flowers or kisses. Someone who you feel comfortable with.Someone who will make you smile every day. Someone who will stay up and be there for you if you ever feel scared and need comfort, and someone who loves you dearly.
Elle: Me and Tyler are finally together! He is now my boyfriend!!
her friends: WOOHOO YAY!! OMG YES!!
her friends: WOOHOO YAY!! OMG YES!!
by Lovers rock August 30, 2023
Get the boyfriendmug. by FTMSF November 24, 2021
Get the boyfriendmug. An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024
Get the Almond Boyfriendmug. by poopopppooo August 11, 2021
Get the national boyfriend daymug. by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021
Get the My mom's boyfriendmug.