a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
by the bilge monkey July 14, 2009
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Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
by jumbonian July 11, 2010
Get the monkey down mug.1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!
by MSN April 8, 2006
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An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.
A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.
A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.
James: I miss Daemon.
by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008
Get the Monkey Dunker mug.An affectionate term to define someone who has done, or said, something that is silly or stupid (excluding acts that are criminal in nature).
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
The term is not offensive, but rather stated between persons on good terms with eachother.
Peter, the goober monkey, ripped out a fart that loosened the brick work.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
You're a fucking goober monkey, bro.
by Audifred October 8, 2008
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Pay for peanuts - Low wages for lazy work... a way of getting paid but not being prepared to work for it.
"You agency staff want money for nothing!"
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"
"Hence; monkey dollars!"
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"
"Hence; monkey dollars!"
by The pork chop Express February 5, 2005
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