bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

Brynn Marie

She’s a fucking asshat crackass asscrack jackass no cap 🚫🧢 she’s literally the best person you can talk to. she will always be there for you unless you piss her off then she’ll put you through hell

Brynn Marie is literally the worst asshat

by yourelame.com April 23, 2019

mary sarah

1. A person amazingly talented in bed
2. A generous soul
3. A diva who likes things a particular way

1. Last night he told me I pulled a mary sarah and wanted to marry me!
2. You are so kind to strangers, such a mary sarah.
3. Goodness, she is a mary sarah, never happy with the way I do things.

by EkaraJericho September 11, 2016

marie valera

marie valera: that which is weird/queer

Wow, that's so marie valera, he sucked a horse cock.

by haventsimpedthishardinforever October 18, 2021

raunchy mary

When a person farts in the car, locks the doors and rolls up the windows to keep the smell trapped like a gas chamber for passangers.

"She was getting a ride to the store when her sister pulled a raunchy mary on her."

by HottBoXxD_BaBe November 1, 2011

mary-porcher

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.

Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher

by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020

Lost Mary

Not to be confused with the vape.
A lost Mary is when you’re hitting a girl from the back and you knock her ass out and run away. And she wakes up not knowing where she is.

Guy one: “what’d you guys do last night?”
Guy two: “I hit that shit from the back and gave her that lost mary”
Guy one: “she called you yet?”
Guy two: “nah”

by Heisennigger July 14, 2023