mary-porcher

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.

Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher

by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020

Lost Mary

Not to be confused with the vape.
A lost Mary is when you’re hitting a girl from the back and you knock her ass out and run away. And she wakes up not knowing where she is.

Guy one: “what’d you guys do last night?”
Guy two: “I hit that shit from the back and gave her that lost mary”
Guy one: “she called you yet?”
Guy two: “nah”

by Heisennigger July 14, 2023

st marys

a school where they dont give a shit about your education and really just want to get you in trouble. they make tons of cash but still like to raise the price cuz they greedy little witches. most of the teachers there are on something and don’t even know how to teach but still tell our parents that we are failing class. most kids are faker then barbie but still claiming they are your realest friend. yall may think that since we go to a little catholic school that we are angels of God, but in reality you would of wished that you didn’t try us !

hey, no wonder why you wanna die you go to st marys.

by yourlocaltroublemaker February 26, 2019

Mary Isabella

She likes verbal porn,
being warm and wet,
experiencing orgasms as she is peeing,
whoremones,
nude weddings,
and blossoms.

That is all.

-"Do you know Mary Isabella?"
-"Who?"
-"Oh, nevermind. She ain't that important!"

by WarmAndWet April 17, 2011

heather marie

A cool girl with big dreams. She is willing to put others first with everything. Good at dance, cheer, softball, basketball. Loves to be silly and funny. Fun to be around and hang with. Very flexible and fast. Every guy has a crush but never says.

She definitely is a Heather Marie.

by Someone short, fun January 5, 2018

bloody mary

Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.

I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

Brynn Marie

She’s a fucking asshat crackass asscrack jackass no cap 🚫🧢 she’s literally the best person you can talk to. she will always be there for you unless you piss her off then she’ll put you through hell

Brynn Marie is literally the worst asshat

by yourelame.com April 23, 2019