March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 15

The day YOU have to give your boyfriend a BIG LONG kiss soon as you see each other.

Boy: oh hey babe!
Girl: lets go to my room fast.
Boy: ok?
Girl: gives boyfriend a BIG LONG kiss on the lips
Girl: march 15😸

by Your secret lover💋 March 14, 2023

March 3

If you know somebody born on march 3 he is the coolest person on planet earth (even if it is a girl)

Emma: Oh there is a boy born on March 3 i should ask him out (please)

by PleaseSeeThisEmma January 17, 2022

March 9th

National “I fucking love my girlfriend” day. Get her something nice! She deserves it.

Peel: “hey, finn. What is today”
Finn: “Bro, today is March 9th. National ‘i fucking love my girlfriend’ day”

by Finnie07 March 8, 2022

March 29

National Fedora Day

John: Hey, did you hear it’s National Fedora Day on March 29?
Don: No, what does it mean?
John: You bonehead! It means you wear a fedora!

by Jocelyn 🦷 March 29, 2021

March 27

It’s March 27!!

Everyone born on this day gets birthday seggs :)

Today is March 27, it’s time for birthday seggs

by Thatshortgirl27 March 20, 2023

March 27

National Gigachads Day, if you were born on this date you are The GigaChad.

He was born on march 27?! That explains the gigachad energy surrounding him!

by Hero craft1 November 21, 2021