Mum

Your local cookie maker.

Son: i want a sandwich
MUM: would you like 500?
Son: no im good with 1
Mum: oh i already made the 500 hundred

by iPutTheBiInBitch December 16, 2018

mum

a term which used when u are talking to a bitch

"u can suck your mum"

by notahacker123 August 24, 2017

Your Mum

She's gay

Wow Your mum is super gay

by sjdjshfhh November 4, 2020

ur mum

ur mum

person1: *insert awkward question or conversation*

person2: “ur mum”

by Har Har Cowface August 11, 2022

Mum

The person Who gave birth to you and the person who’s in my bed

Yo bro is that your mum

by Ass grabber57 October 29, 2020

ya mum

You become gay if you say it outloud

DUDE 1 : YA MUM IS COMING TO MY BED
DUDE 2 : WELL FUCK YOU!

by The person in your moms bed March 1, 2022

scotts mum

A very busty lady that loves it up the shitter

she took it like she was scotts mum!

by dnalnflknfkl;n fan] February 24, 2015