Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.

"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

daughter lover

well you know a mother fucker , something like that but with daughters but we can't cuss around little girls so we say lover instead.

you one damn good daughter lover

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 28, 2022

Marshmallow lover

A black or African American man who exclusively dates fat white chicks

That negro marshmallow lover and his marshmallow are out for a walk again

by AssassinUNK April 18, 2025

ball lover 3000

These people known as "ball lover 3000"'s looooooove balls. It's a very known fact in the ball community that this is the pinnacle of their hierarchy.

That guy is so cool! what degree did he get in college?
Oh he studied balls and got the title of ball lover 3000!

by avaca-donut September 1, 2022

Asim Kilig Lover

Someone who love's Coco Martin's armpits

Blue tends to feel butterflies when he sees those armpits, he's an asim kilig lover

by blues bonanza is 69 years old September 21, 2022

Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day

-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022