double wide load

The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.

Bro I busted a double wide load in a dream last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.

by Exothryll August 14, 2025

Jerk my load

When one individual accomplishes something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing so. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, another homie cant come in and jerk the load that was meant to be his.

I just bought a new playstation and I was so excited to open the brand new box, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening it without me!

by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020

Muzzle Loading

The act of blowing cocaine up a girls ass, and then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after muzzle loading that girl last night.

by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

dad-in-loading

When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their dad as your dad

This is John my dad-in-loading.

by Carterreese April 20, 2018

Loading...

When your friend Jacob takes too long to process things being said. The loading period lasts usually around from 1 minute to 87 business days

friend: Anybody wanna go out?
Jacob: (Loading...)

by Jacob Loading process... October 21, 2022

yellow load

When you have to pee but you have sex anyways and you shoot a yellow load

I had to piss so bad but she was ready to go, I shot a yellow load all over her face!

by Avenja April 8, 2016