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pink lemon

When a woman's vagina squirts sour cum after orgasm
Damn foo,my girl shot a pink lemon on me after she came.
by jesus mcgee September 13, 2013
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stupid lemon

A very stupid lemon that is a lemon and only a lemon no matter how much it denies it
Hey stupid lemon how's your day going?
by Sugar lips1234 January 11, 2018
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The lemon

When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.
I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon
by J Daddy 2020 January 19, 2021
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the lemon party

When a grown man grabs another mans balls and squeezes them so hard that they pop.
Then, multiple people do it at once until no one has any balls left.
Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the lemon party tonight?

Guy 2: Sure!
by zachbulb January 14, 2023
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Get your lemon

Meaning get your lame ass out of here. When somebody asks a stupid question or if a stupid action is seen you tell the person to get their lemon. You can also make references to lemon trees.
John: Have you heard the new Destinies Child song?

George: Go get your lemon.
by AVF44 February 19, 2009
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Don't get lemon

"Don't get lemon" - simply means 'don't get loud' in cockney slang. Usually used in london pubs when the bloke wearing the stone island jacket gets vexed with some mug at the bar.
"Don't get lemon you gooner mug, or i'll cut your fucking jacobs off"
by _FaRSightxc2_ August 6, 2006
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Happy Lemon

A carefree and extremely pretentious subspecies of hipster from the Philippines. They are usually found in "hip" places like coffee shops and forever 21 stores. A Happy Lemon cannot live without an apple product, or a fashionable pair of flip flops.

They often range from ages 15-32, and sometimes over.

The term originates from a milk-tea cafe known as The Happy Lemon, which became ridiculously popular despite the rancid taste of their beverages. The cafe was packed full of hipsters, day in and day out, who lined up with friends to hog a table and chat about pretentious, material things.

Since, "A Happy Lemon" has become a general term for pretentious manila hipsters who, despite the situation of the country around them, continue to live their petty existences of pretentious get togethers and social gatherings. They usually are from the middle class or the upper class, condescending upon those of the lower or less fortunate class. The money in their wallets provides them with comfort and fuel for their egos, therefore they make it a point to show off how better they are and how much more money they have in comparison to others.
Person One: "Starbucks is so overrated, let's try this rancid milk-tea cafe!!"
Person Two, seeing person one: "Oh my gosh did you see that girl? That cafe looks so hip, let's all go guys!"
Person Three, seeing person two: "It's the latest trend! Let's all go!"
Old Man: "Damn Happy Lemon Whippersnappers."
by Dobby's Unhappy Lemon November 5, 2011
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