gi joe

government issue joe.

the standard model the U.S. government issues foreign nations in case of war.

He is a regular gi joe, currently kicking ass in Iraq

by GI JOE August 28, 2003

joe cunt

A Derogetory term used to describe a person whom you dislike(1). It can also be used as an agressive manner of addressing someone (2)

(1)
Person 1 - Who the fucks knocked our bins over?.

Person 2 - I think it was joe cunt next door joe cunt next door!.

(2) "How, Joe Cunt, what the fuck are ye lookin at?!?"

by Mr. Wogg December 30, 2006

Joe Douchebag

A generic term for an individual with less-than-desirable qualities. Can also apply to an individual who has done something directly offensive to another. Usually employed when the name of the individual is not known, and it is typically used with disdain.

I can't believe that Joe Douchebag gave me a speeding ticket the other day. He was totally hating on me because of my out-of-state license plate!

What happened to your shirt?
Joe Douchebag spilled his beer on it after he ran into me near the bar. Asshole.

by BizzleForShizzle March 9, 2009

Joe mama

Something that you can’t come back from

Person 1: did you here about joe?
Person 2: who is joe?
Person 1: joe mama!

by Nimnex November 1, 2019

Joe Cox

Joe Cox, the most amazing person i've ever met. Extremely attracted to girls with blonde hair and brown eyes called sian. he is the best looking boy you'll ever know, and i love him loads and hes my bestfriend.

everyone loves joe cox, especially his best friend sian.

by spetbrap April 20, 2011

Joe Dirt

Something that is incredibly cool or awesome.

Friend 1: Look at that sexy ass truck over there.
Friend 2: Joe Dirt

by PhrozenData June 2, 2015

Joe Keller

The art of taking an alcoholic drink, usually a beer, and passing it from person to person till the drink is finished. Derived from the Wisconsinite named Joe Keller who was taking a lunch break from working in the hay fields with a couple of friends and realized they're was more friends than beers in the cooler. In a brilliant motion, Joe Keller took each beer one-by-one and passed it around his circle of friends so that each person had the same amount of beer. So next time your drinking, find a friend, and Joe Keller that drink with them, because sharing is caring, especially when getting fucked up.

Dude come over here right now and Joe Keller this beer with me!!

by griepaliep December 19, 2010