Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019

BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.

Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.

by raff the real February 24, 2019

shit the bed eileen

An expression of amazement,disbelief.

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."

by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019

Nick and a dog in a bed

Nick is a MASSIVE RAGING HOMO who bangs dogs on the down low

Eeh err eeh err nick and a dog in a bed banging all day long

by FortniteEpic0082583 February 28, 2019

bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.

What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*

by Davidfreesefan23 May 7, 2019

Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.

Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.

"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019