well i'm sorry

When you have to apologize but you don't actually care about the situation

Friend : Dude why didn't you tell me about the party yesterday ?
You : Well I'm Sorry
Friend : Whatever...

by somerangomguy1234ok October 25, 2015

I'm so swag

What mentally ill Pinterest girls say to boost their self-esteem.

"I'm so swag aha."

by ra1iny April 06, 2021

Son, I'm you

When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.

I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.

by The Best Uncle Tom March 24, 2018

Not that I'm keeping track, but....

An excuse to be a jerk and tell everyone what you really think without saying it outright.

Not that I'm keeping track, but....that's the third time you've come into work late.

by CaliScott January 11, 2011

I'm only human

An excuse for irrational behavior. An attempt to feel ok about something that you " know" is not ok.

I know it was wrong to do that, but I'm only human.

by gentleone March 29, 2022

I'm so pancaked

1. To be tired as fuck.

2. When your penis is soft and floppy.

Bro I'm so pancaked right now.

by Tittes June 14, 2014

I'm having a grabber

About to have a heart attack.

You are so excited about something...one can say, "I'm having a grabber."

by venicegal73 June 03, 2010