the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.
"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
by richard swet February 11, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.
Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016
Get the clear my browser historymug. Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."
by SClvr February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.
User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.
by crl0322 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Lawncare February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.
by colbertnation90806708 February 8, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Porn
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Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.
Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.
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Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.
Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.
by SecretCPU May 13, 2011
Get the History Bombmug.