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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
mugGet the Xi Jinping has a small penismug.

Windows e.x.e has shut down

When you are so confused your brain shutsdown or when the teacher looks at your work your doing your work in school
Teacher:*stands behind Jimmy when hes working*

Jimmy:windows e.x.e has shut down

Buh buh buh buh buh
mugGet the Windows e.x.e has shut downmug.

Ha haw haw haw haw

MandarK’s laughter. See: Dexter’s Laboratory
Ha haw haw haw haw! MandarK!
Ha haw haw haw haw
by confused cajun man January 22, 2021
mugGet the Ha haw haw haw hawmug.

Ha ha yeah man

by Biggest pollard ever August 9, 2020
mugGet the Ha ha yeah manmug.

thanh ha

They are lovely, kind to those who deserve it, and becomes very annoying around people they don't like or are disliked. They are easy to cry, not really confident, but it's not even shy. They have a big ego in them and are ready to explode at any moment
thanh ha is kind but don't try to cheat on them, or maybe you want to play with fire :)
by haiusehun November 21, 2021
mugGet the thanh hamug.

He has a cute dog.

A discreet way of discussing a man’s ass at the office, without setting off HR bells.
Do you know Jonathan? Yes! He has a cute dog. (followed by knowing laughter)
by ShadowSmith June 24, 2024
mugGet the He has a cute dog.mug.

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