Velcro girlfriend

Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners

Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.

by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025

Perfect girlfriend

Lilliana René Jones

Lilliana René Jones if the perfect girlfriend

by Trent11 July 12, 2021

my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

by 1173666 July 13, 2017

Girlfriend

Prove me wrong, they never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" thought the girlfriend.

by Me bois March 22, 2021

Girlfriend

That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.

Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog

No Ryan that was my girlfriend

by Kipav September 20, 2021

Brandon Arreaga's girlfriend

Mya is the girlfriend of Brandon Arreaga's .She's a beautiful person inside out , She'll make you laugh till you can't breath.She is often random and rowdy but you can't help but love her anyways.Everyone loves her,she is super smart and is always entergetic .she's everything you could ask for in a girlfriend and more

Girl 1:Who is mya
Girl 2: Brandon Arreaga's girlfriend

by lola_ace August 30, 2021

Bill Skarsgårds Girlfriend

Me. Amani Hayath.

Who's Bill Skarsgårds Girlfriend? Me. Amani Hayath.

by Dakota secret July 10, 2021