Some poor bastard who gets close to the beautiful girl of his dreams and endures a painfully platonic relationship with her, always there to help her like a demented puppy-dog, in the delusional hope that they may progress to something more. Of course, sometimes he loses his control and blurts out to his ladyfriend that he loves her, only to be told that she wants to be just friends and not ruin the relationship. Sometimes he loses his virginity, sometimes not (though if he does it's with an equally insecure and rejected girl).
Unfortunately, thanks to society's useless teachings, most men fit into this category.
Unfortunately, thanks to society's useless teachings, most men fit into this category.
I used to be a nice guy. It sucked.
The nice guy saga concludes to me that women are incredibly stupid. And men are unbelievably pathetic.
Tony Blair is a nice guy. His relationship with Bush is totally platonic, though he wishes it was something more.
The nice guy saga concludes to me that women are incredibly stupid. And men are unbelievably pathetic.
Tony Blair is a nice guy. His relationship with Bush is totally platonic, though he wishes it was something more.
by Osamasbitch January 26, 2008
Get the nice guymug. Joe: I heard you rush Lambda Chi Alpha
Jerry: Hell yeah!
Joe: So... I bet you love to Rambda Guy?
Jerry: How did you know?
Jerry: Hell yeah!
Joe: So... I bet you love to Rambda Guy?
Jerry: How did you know?
by Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat February 15, 2010
Get the Rambda Guymug. A person whose name you know, but you know little to nothing else about them. You both greet one another out of politeness, but rarely, if ever, engage in conversation.
*Mark and Phil (friends) are chatting*
*Jeff passes*
Jeff: "Sup Mark!"
Mark: " Hey Jeff!"
Phil: "I didn't know you were friends with Jeff."
Mark: "We're not really friends, he's just that guy over there."
*Jeff passes*
Jeff: "Sup Mark!"
Mark: " Hey Jeff!"
Phil: "I didn't know you were friends with Jeff."
Mark: "We're not really friends, he's just that guy over there."
by Marcuzzi597 August 29, 2018
Get the That Guy over theremug. A type of person -- typically but not always in CAP -- who exagerates in order to boost self esteem. Cap guys suffer from too weed and alcohol in their lives. And attempt to compensate by being annoying, (see dip shit), they swear that they are really funny, but it turns out they're REALLY not, trust me.
And although most Cap guys will occasionally make us laugh, they often cross the line of being funny to being racist and never seem to notice, but it doesn't actually matter because there are only like 10 minorities in Cap anyway.
Most Cap guys own at least one item from American eagle outfitters and have been known to pop their collars. They don't date outside of Cap, and become all moody when the girl of their dreams sees them as "just a friend"--and to that we say get over it.
Although most Cap guys have some redeeming qualities, there are a few who we will see in 10 years, still living in their parent's basement, smoking copious amount of weed and still trying to decipher James Joyce.
And although most Cap guys will occasionally make us laugh, they often cross the line of being funny to being racist and never seem to notice, but it doesn't actually matter because there are only like 10 minorities in Cap anyway.
Most Cap guys own at least one item from American eagle outfitters and have been known to pop their collars. They don't date outside of Cap, and become all moody when the girl of their dreams sees them as "just a friend"--and to that we say get over it.
Although most Cap guys have some redeeming qualities, there are a few who we will see in 10 years, still living in their parent's basement, smoking copious amount of weed and still trying to decipher James Joyce.
Cap guy: hey do you remember when we got so stone and we all slept naked under the same blanket
Other Cap guy: Yeah, that was so funny! Dude you totally took the whole blanket. Did you notice my hand has veins in it. Whatever, is there any weed left?
Other Cap guy: Yeah, that was so funny! Dude you totally took the whole blanket. Did you notice my hand has veins in it. Whatever, is there any weed left?
by Gillian May 13, 2005
Get the cap guymug. A version of "you guys," which is mostly associated with New Jersey, but is also heard in other metropolitan areas, such as New York and Chicago.
It may also be spelled "yous guys" and is much better than saying "y'all."
It may also be spelled "yous guys" and is much better than saying "y'all."
by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009
Get the youse guysmug. 1.)A white guy that commits a faux pas by using the word nigger in public.
2.)Any white guy that despite the lack of any overt racist acts, is excpeted of being a racist.
2.)Any white guy that despite the lack of any overt racist acts, is excpeted of being a racist.
Usage:
1.)"Did you see the video of that nigger guy going crazy on the crowd?"
2.)"I am no racist, its abhorrent."
"Pfft, whatever Richard, you're the biggest nigger guy I know."
1.)"Did you see the video of that nigger guy going crazy on the crowd?"
2.)"I am no racist, its abhorrent."
"Pfft, whatever Richard, you're the biggest nigger guy I know."
by day March 19, 2007
Get the nigger guymug. People who don't look at explosions, as defined in The Lonely Island's song Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions.
Cool guys don't look at explosions; they blow things up and then walk away. Who's got time to watch an explosion? There's got cool guys errands that they have to walk to.
by MacCoinneach July 4, 2010
Get the Cool guysmug.