Banging your girlfriend on the couch and your dog licks your nuts. You must finish the banging despite the dog licking.
by Dickhammer February 12, 2009
Get the Alhberg Three Waymug. (n): the non-scientific measurement of liquor poured straight from the bottle into some poor dope's cup for three seconds without a liquor pourer, rendering the drinker wasted off of "one" drink
"I've seen lots of bartenders do this. They give it a three-second pour!"
"I don't know why I'm so drunk off of one drink!" "It's because he three-second poured it."
"I don't know why I'm so drunk off of one drink!" "It's because he three-second poured it."
by Carrington Schaeffer December 18, 2012
Get the three-second pourmug. A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".
by BlackTeeBandit November 11, 2013
Get the Three Hole Punchmug. by ProperPam August 28, 2009
Get the three inch pinchmug. When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.
Beer Googles fading.....
by Bob Saget April 26, 2005
Get the Three-meter chickmug. The typical sideways orientation of an Asian female's vagina representing the hour hand of a traditional clock. This orientation is similar to that of their eyes.
Jack told Chuck at that the Asian girl he met at Octoberfest would have a wicked three o'clock pussy. Chuck asserted that it was called a sideways pussy. Chuck was wrong.
by TheBlackoutBandit December 12, 2015
Get the three o'clock pussymug. REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".
by anti February 9, 2005
Get the three sheets to the windmug.