Emily

a wretched witch who has devoted her life to killing people, she finds pleasure in making cats explode and lives in a futuristic world inside of her mentally handicapped brain. She has no limbs and therefore cries and is very emotional but she has a special power to make anything she wants explode. she especially hates cows, but killed them all off, so she hires those who will paint cats to look like cows so she can kill them.

wow that cat was messed up from an emily.

an emily lets walk the other way.

emily is a dynamite.

by ano151 January 27, 2014

Emily

A person whom is really bitchy.

That that girl such a Emily.

by I'm I'm Ur dad November 11, 2015

Emily

IS A FUCKING BITCH. OMG she stands up for everyone but stabs them in the back right after. She clings on to this one boy named Cooper but he obviously hates her. But oh well let the bitch be a bitch and having to die with it. Maybe if someone gave her a little breath mint than she might be a little cool. She is a fat slut that wants every boy in the school especially any guy named Liam. She likes boys with missing teeth and in her grade she likes chocolate too much but she needs to try and give up that shit for lent or something cos she is getting really fat and no one likes a fat whore. And she watches animal sex to turn her on but her favourite is lizard sex.

Dude did you see Emily?
Yeah she's such a fucking slut
Haha Johnny said that he'd fuck her
Lol he'd like that

by mybestfriend'snameisLillia March 6, 2017

Emily

The biggest pothead you’ll ever meet.

“Hi I’m Emily and I’m going to the Electric Forest when I’m 18”

by sexyperson123 July 21, 2018

rollin with emily

to roll. or to take ecstasy.

One night me and jon were rollin with emily.

by douchebagbilly November 21, 2006

Emily Guirola

Porn Star.
She does porn, play boy and suicide girls.
She poses nude and is a scene queen
she nice but a bitch
she is a total skank but brutally hard core honest.

Boy 1- Is that Emily Guirola naked all over the internet?
Boy 2- Yeah this is her third release

by Dime. February 14, 2010

Emily

A person who tries to be fucking better than everyone else

I hate emily

by Sassy1750 January 24, 2015