douch pile

A pile of douch. So much douch that it has accumulated into layers upon layers of douchness. So much douch that a pile has started to build.

Todd is a douch pile.

by jonnyBravo May 6, 2008

Douche Dolphin

A Manly douche who hangs out at the beach, and is a lifeguard.

'Todd is such a douche dolphin! He did my girlfriend!"

by ElusiveKangaroo March 13, 2010

trés douche

When someone thinks they are being overly fashionably cool with the latest tech and fashion, when in fact they are being a douche with a bigger price tag.

That guy filming his son's soccer game using the new iPad is looking trés douche!

Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.

by CO_jcd March 25, 2011

Douche trap

When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.

John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.

by Driving trap September 3, 2013

Douche Box

The female form of a "douche bag".

Man, that girl is being a huge douche box

by Strykers 14 September 7, 2013

Douche Jar

A jar which you put money in, for every time someone makes a douchebag comment.

Paul:Dude I'm struggling to find a date tonight man.
Kevin:Wow dude you such a freaking embarrassment, like how easy could it be to ask a girl on a date...well it is for good looking guys anyways.
Malcolm:O.K. bro that's a visit to the douche jar.

by Malcolm Ocbomb July 31, 2012

douche-knuckle

douche-knuckle: origin - early 2000's fournese; definition - one who acts like a douche bag and a knuckle head simultaneously

mind-tingling, pasta-fucking, nipple-kicking douche-knuckles everywhere!!

by hightechdave April 14, 2010