by Donny1010 May 28, 2008
Get the Douche Puppy mug.When someone thinks they are being overly fashionably cool with the latest tech and fashion, when in fact they are being a douche with a bigger price tag.
That guy filming his son's soccer game using the new iPad is looking trés douche!
Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.
Having matching socks and laptop cover is trés douche.
by CO_jcd March 25, 2011
Get the trés douche mug.When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.
John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.
by Driving trap September 3, 2013
Get the Douche trap mug.by Strykers 14 September 7, 2013
Get the Douche Box mug.the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.
1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.
(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)
11 - 20: Average Guy.
(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)
21 - 30: Douchemuffin.
(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)
31 - 40: Douchemeister.
(annoying, but a little amusing.)
41 - 50: Doucheface.
(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)
51 - 60: Douchebag.
(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)
61 - 70: Douchemonkey.
(harasser, troll, mild player.)
71 - 80: Douchenozzle.
(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)
81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)
(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)
91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.
(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)
Notes:
1 - 50 = tolerable.
51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.
**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.
1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.
(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)
11 - 20: Average Guy.
(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)
21 - 30: Douchemuffin.
(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)
31 - 40: Douchemeister.
(annoying, but a little amusing.)
41 - 50: Doucheface.
(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)
51 - 60: Douchebag.
(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)
61 - 70: Douchemonkey.
(harasser, troll, mild player.)
71 - 80: Douchenozzle.
(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)
81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)
(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)
91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.
(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)
Notes:
1 - 50 = tolerable.
51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.
**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.
by kitten_taters :) November 3, 2010
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When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"
by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009
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