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Captain Sea Snort

After the Man ejaculates onto is tummy, his partner comes in and snorts it off of his chest..
Jane gave Austin a Captain Sea Snort last night
by Naggster June 16, 2009
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Captain Birds Eye

To finger a girl who was a vile odours seeping from her grizzly love cave. one preformed this act you become captain birds eye from the infamous fish finger band.

you may start as seaman birds eye but eventually rise to the rank of admiral birds eye once fingered enough rough girls.
John - i fingered Jane last night

Adam - wow man you've earn you rank of Captain Birds eye
by B.DOT-ONDAGE October 2, 2010
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Captain Christopher Pike

One who is caught off guard, and goes into shock when asked a question under pressure and just freezes up staring straight ahead. Refers to specially-seated, paralyzed character in an early episode of Star Trek who was motionless, jaw slacked and could only communicate via flashing lights with a yes or no.
Can be contracted to Piked-up or Pike with a capital P out of respect.
Joe was asked why they should spend 30 million on our project design and not theirs and he just gave us a Captain Christopher Pike for what seemed like forever.
Man that dude just Piked-up on me with nutin' ta say.
by Badwsky February 7, 2009
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captain save a hoe

Captain Save a Hoe is a popular phrase that originated in 1965 and came from black exploitation movies to describe men who would give money to women who didn't earn it.
Don't be a captain save a hoe
by Anyonecanmakedefinitionshere January 29, 2018
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Captain Jack Morgan

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.
Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.
by JimSteele March 25, 2008
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captain morgans rum

spiced rum that will make you do fucked up things.
once me, and kaitlyn drank a 2 bottles of captain morgans rum.and I passed out. When I woke up I was laying on this random dudes stomach with my clothes on humping him and kaitlyn.I'll never drink that shit again.
by sarahandkaitlyn August 19, 2008
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dreaded captain firebeard

someone who failed drinking a flaming shot and ends up with a burned face and a lack of facial hair.
Eric tried to impress a couple of girls at a party by drinking a flaming shot, but he ended becoming the dreaded captain firebeard.
by Ice Cold Killer December 21, 2010
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