cool lenny

when a piece of shit is frozen and later used as a dildo

Shit son, that's one long-ass cool lenny!

by J. Myerz November 11, 2008

Baseball Cool

Something that is kinda cool, maybe, but when it really comes down to it, really isn't actually all that cool. Kind of like the sport baseball. It isn't that baseball is not cool, its just, their are cooler things than baseball. On a scale of 1 to 10, baseball cool falls somewhere in the 6 to 7 range. It's better than cool, but not awesome.

John: How cooooll is this Hawaiian shirt!
Frank: Hmmmm.. its pretty baseball cool
John: Baseball cool?
Frank: Yeah, its cool, but only as cool as Hawaiian shirts can be

Onlooker: Wow, that catch was so baseball cool
Onlooker2: you can't just relate all catches to baseball
Onlooker: Baseball cool, as in it was just decent

by CooBear May 29, 2012

Cool Tag

A metaphoric tag someone wears when one thinks they're too cool to do certain things.

Meghan: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH SOCKUM BOPPERS!!@@!!??!!?

Harold: No.. I'm not three years old...

Meghan: Take your freaking cool tag off!@@@!@

by 123 Pee On Me April 10, 2009

cooling off

A gradual dissolution of a relationship, that is usually sexual in nature, instead off quickly and completely breaking it off.

Shit was getting crazy serious, but I wanted to hit it a few more times, so I told her we are just cooling off.

by iizarc March 20, 2016

cool cunt

Slang for “wonderful” or “great”. Can be used interchangeably with “dope dick” or “top tits”

Jeremy: “Hey man I got us concert tickets to see The Red Hot Chili Peppers!!!”

Hadrian: “cool cunt!”

by guitartilldeath February 5, 2018

Clima-cools

A pair of the baddest shoes ever!! they are the nuts!!

"them climas are superb!!"

by David Lehmann aka (Lemming) November 25, 2003

cool jews

Interchangeable for the phrase "cool beans". Only cool people use "cool jews" instead of "cool beans".

Person 1: Hey, you made varsity!
Person 2: Whoa, dude, cool Jews!

by barmitzfahman August 29, 2010