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McDonalds Colors

Every wonder why the colors are Red, Yellow, and White? The answer is simply it is the combination of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise. Don't ask why they were simply bored, and very very high.
Look for the SIGNS, the SIGNS are EVERYWHERE. All you have to do is believe. McDonalds Colors
by McThis June 17, 2008
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colorgasm

n.
1.a multicolored kaleidoscopic experience so intense that it simulates the feel of an orgasm, only for the eyes

2. many, many bright, eye-catching colors and patterns in a space
Did you see that raver's outfit? It was like a colorgasm!

Every building of Columbia College Chicago is like a freaking colorgasm!
by LePetitJoushua March 31, 2009
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Colorifikal

very very very very very very very very(very infinity) colorful
That book is so colorifikal.
by bunnysoxx March 27, 2011
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Colorado Ski Vacation

Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.
She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.
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Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
by youngchub May 11, 2011
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To make a wet fart, leaving a visible poop stain on one's clothes
I can paint with all the colors of the wind if I've eaten enough Taco Bell.
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Chlorasaurus

(verb) the act of bringing sexy back
Lykkohhhmygawd im chlorasaurusing!!!
by Gksjypo321 February 8, 2007
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