Climate Change

Its too cold, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change

by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025

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change monkey

A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.

Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.

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Gimme my change, change monkey!

by ViridianDusk March 15, 2010

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<.7.9.7.6.>A Birth Name To A Parent Name Change Of Yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

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Oil Change

A dumb excuse to get out of something.

Sorry dean I can't stay for class I need to get an oil change.

by poetic patron June 23, 2016

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Changed

A shitty ass game about goo latex furries raping a child and all the players fathers instantly abandoned them

Man 1: Hey dude what you playing. Man 2: Changed. Man 1: I'm calling the police

by Hitler Sex November 25, 2021

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the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility

You gave it a good effort out there but now it's time for the money change!

by P Daigle January 22, 2025

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