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California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.
"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."
by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012
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Gayer than a box of California cranberries

Gayer than a box of California cranberries
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.

Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
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California

by KimJongJuul January 4, 2024
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California girls

They are unforgettable, daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot it will melt your popsicle.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.
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California Reschedule

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022
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California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!
by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024
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California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down
Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?
by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
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