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Bi-lo Dad

A low income single dad that lacks personality and is the embodiment of mediocrity. Can be seen shopping at Bi-Lo usually looking for a special on Fish fingers or LA Ice cola. Can often be heard using phrases such as “There’s food at home” or “I always loved your mother mate”
Geoff is such a Bi-Lo Dad he literally only buys home brand just to save 10$
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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BIS

Butts in Seats, i.e., employees sitting at the office. Used in a couple of different ways: a) to count the actual number of employees, excluding people on leave, trainees, open but unfilled requisitions, etc. b) to count the number of people physically present in the office as opposed to working from home.
I know your department has budget for 18 people, but you only have 10 BIS, plus 2 in the hiring pipeline, and 2 who'll be coming back from parental leave next month.

The corporate mandate is for everyone to come in at least three days a week, but I don't see that many BIS.
by egregio March 22, 2024
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contact bi

A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.

Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
"Hey, want to go camping next week?"

"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
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Kyle is a Bi**h

The religion of believing and having complete and total faith that Kyle is a Bi**h. You worship this by delivering slander to Kyle and agreeing that he needs to be silenced.

(3 people or more are needed to start a religion)
“Boi, you’re a fricking idiot, shut up!”

“hey what are you doing?!”

“oh, we’re worshiping our religion; Kyle is a Bi**h. Wanna join?”

Absolutely!”
by choo choo soul June 30, 2023
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bi-winning

Pertaining to, or having absolute 'win' in ones life. One must usually be under the influence of the drug 'Chalie Sheen' to become bi-winning.
Reporter: "Some say your that your bi-polar"

Charlie Sheen: "WOW, what does that mean?"

Reporter: "I guess that your on two ends of the spectrum"

Charlie Sheen: "wow, and then what what's the cure? medicine? make me like them? - not gonna hapen.
I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there.
by Pyromaniac Pete March 27, 2011
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Bi

Beeig attracted to girls, boys and non binary people but also hating all men aside their bfs and harry styles.
Person 1: Do you listen to girl in red?
Person 2: Yes, but u also listen to the neighborhood
Person 1: Sooo are u gay or not?
Person 2. Bi. I'm bi.
by H3ntaihoe May 13, 2020
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