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Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.
I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
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Eggfuck Bastard

An insult for a person who's a fucking retarded dumbass.
"Can you stop being an eggfuck bastard for once Remington?"
by Raaaaaaaah March 3, 2025
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Bastard

1. A dumb or unless person

2. A Burdens
3. A bad thing

4. Lucky person

5. A mix person

6. Motherless, fatherless or both
7. A love child or wedlock child
1. He Is a fucking bastard

2. It's all a bastard on me
3. What a bastard day
4. She is a bastard after all that money she has
5. Bastard family

6. I feel bad for the bastard child

7. They had a bastard
by 459395 February 18, 2023
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fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard
by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023
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double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*
by 6aXL September 30, 2020
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Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins
There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Christmas bastard

A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
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