Evan

Who's names there kid Evan wtf

Have you picked the name yet , yes his name is Evan ,
You've got to be shitting me

by Master wuu November 25, 2021

Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

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Evan

I'm an Evan, that's all

HI EVAN

by ra ra ra February 23, 2022

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

evan

evan is a person who likes homestuck

evannnn r u reading homestuck again

by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021

Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.

Alexander Evans is a huge bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Evan Atkins

a pimp ass broski who’s ex is a bitch but he still tapped that.

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy.

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021