wet teabaggery

The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.

Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?

Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!

by slurpstur April 09, 2010

Wet basement

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

by Ricky Kasso May 05, 2009

Wet Dilly

When one spits on his/hers dick then inserts into someones ear mimicking a wet willy!

Dude, I gave that slut a wet dilly! Then choked her!!! hollugh

by SlutWagon July 26, 2011

wet thing

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

by Douggie October 30, 2006

Wet-couch

When your jerking off on the couch and realize cum is on the couch

Oh shit I just wet-couch every where!

by QuadIsGay November 24, 2015

Wet Pussy

Usually, a man needs to show the woman nudes of his big hard cock to get the woman a wet pussy. Once the woman sees the nudes, she immediately wants more. Her vagina gets a gooey liquid that can be Yellow, Clear, or White. No matter how hard you wipe, the goo won't go away until you close down the picture or porn and wait a tiny bit.

"My Wet Pussy Is So Wet Right Now."

by Chanyeol Ai June 29, 2020

wet ass

1. Usually what you get when you have a wet, moist, hot steamy smelly fart.

2. A person who has a smelly sweaty ass all of the time.
(A)- If you are sitting in a cloth covered chair the smell is always trasfered to the seat.
(B) - If you are sitting in a plastic chair it always leaves you sweaty ass condesation prints on the seat.

1). Friend - Jim did you fart?
Jim - Yes and now I a have a bad case of wet ass

2).
(A) - Take a wiff of this seat cusion. Jim has a case of the wet ass.
(B) - Gawd damm. look at that chair, Jim must have a wet ass.

by Keystone Coppers May 17, 2007