(n): the non-scientific measurement of liquor poured straight from the bottle into some poor dope's cup for three seconds without a liquor pourer, rendering the drinker wasted off of "one" drink
"I've seen lots of bartenders do this. They give it a three-second pour!"
"I don't know why I'm so drunk off of one drink!" "It's because he three-second poured it."
"I don't know why I'm so drunk off of one drink!" "It's because he three-second poured it."
by Carrington Schaeffer December 18, 2012
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by Midnight 💀 July 21, 2022
Get the Three goddamn dots mug.A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.
Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.
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by Bob Saget April 26, 2005
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Jack told Chuck at that the Asian girl he met at Octoberfest would have a wicked three o'clock pussy. Chuck asserted that it was called a sideways pussy. Chuck was wrong.
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