french boyfriend

casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)

1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.

2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.

by charlolobffff December 31, 2020

the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014

my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.

i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating

by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022

best boyfriend

A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.

Friend 1: Who’s the best boyfriend?
Friend 2: Adam of course! :3

by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023

husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

Boyfriend

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."

I broke up with my boyfriend because I could not believe he liked strawberry ice cream.

by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021

boyfriend fact

You’re going to get attacked with kisses by your girlfriend

It’s a boyfriend fact.

by bedazzle333 July 7, 2018