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zoophile

retarded little subhuman pieces of shit that deserve nothing but hate.
People who are attracted to non-human organisms and have orgasms looking at them
Helen: hey guys i just had sex with my dog, i'm a zoophile!
Kevin: nigga what the fuck
Irene: you can't say that
by imsubbedtogoingnio November 2, 2025
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zoophile recovery

A zoophile who decided to go to therapy and try to get better instead of feeding into their sick fantasies and raping animals. Very much valid. (the recovery, If you want to rape animals and NOT get better then fuck you)
Katie: Did you hear? Mike is going to therapy.
Khris: Yeah, Hes a zoophile thats trying to get better and remove the sick fucking images from his mind. Hes going to zoophile recovery.
Katie: Good. Zoophiles are horrible.
by kendrick lamars left ass cheek September 20, 2024
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Zoophile

Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.
Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.
by extraordinarily stupid September 7, 2023
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Zoophile

An insufferable fucking disgrace to our society that is attracted to any kind of animal and would be absolutely willing to commit sexual harassment in the animal kingdom.
Person 1: Hey guys, look! It's a Zoophile!
Person 2: What a loser!
Person 3: I bet their family and friends abandoned them!
by ThePoggersMan October 21, 2023
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zoophile

That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.
Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*
by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023
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Zoophilic

"I like Klaus Mikaelson which means I'm into dogs" which means ur zoophilic
by Wennie :) August 3, 2022
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Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.
Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*
by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022
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