zoophile

That one person (Adam Dall) that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Adam Dall: Hey man is it ok if your dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sure dont do any weird stuff though.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by An Smarrt pearsun December 30, 2023

Zoophile

Revolting scum straight from the bottom ring of hell. Can't form actual relationships so decide to abuse innocent animals.

Greg: Hey Dan I think I'm a zoophile

Dan: Jump off a bridge

Greg: Ok!

by ilikecorn3423 January 24, 2024

Zoophile

A person who does something so cool, that it should be put in a zoo so it can be rewatched by visitors

Holy shit bro, you just hit a cork 1080, you’re a zoophile

by TlovesRocky’sD April 10, 2023

Zoophile

Non-human creatures who roam this planet, corrupting the virgin soil in which it limps along. The Zoophile lives a life of constant fear. Because it knows that if it were to hold an event to celebrate it's kind, there would be bullets and bombs.

Report @hereforthezoo on Twitter (I'm never calling it X) and tell him to get his toast out with 2 metal forks while you're at it. Fucking degenerate dog rapist zoophile.

by extraordinarily stupid September 7, 2023

Zoophilic

you like Klaus Mikaelson

"I like Klaus Mikaelson which means I'm into dogs" which means ur zoophilic

by Wennie :) August 3, 2022

zoophile

a mf named henry that is sexually attracted to animals

henry is a zoophile fr❤️

by soisjsjjs March 19, 2022

Zoophile

That one freind that smashes your dog's brains out when hes over.

Freind: Hey man is it ok if you dog is in the bathroom with me?
You: Sur dont do any weird stuff tho.
You: *mumble hope hes not a Zoophile*

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022