Zander

the most annoying person in High School Owl House AU'S
(primarily on Wattpad)
or just a tall, blonde sexist jock

"Oh my god it's Zander, the most obnoxious dickhead in the world."

by Rememberthatmomentwhenuflopped August 12, 2025

Zander

Zander is an actual Chad he is mostly seen in your discord server posting very funny memes. He is very handsome and girls drop dead for Zanders but Zander just wants to be left alone

A: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT IM SOAKING WET!
J: What guy?
A: ZANDER!!~

by Exility199 May 3, 2022

Zander rivera

The prettiest most amazing boy to ever exist. He belongs to one girl named sophia and they are in love. You’ll never find another like zander and you never will find him in the first place because again he’s Sophia’s.

Rando: “Damn Zander rivera is mad fine.”
Sophia: “fuck off peasant he’s mine…!”

by .oogie August 8, 2022

ryan zander

he likes vivian

damn ryan zander really likes vivian

by joshua2992929292292 October 17, 2025

Zandering

The act of a man whipping his penis out and using it as a weapon by spinning it around in circles like a helicopter rotary.

Whoa Rob! Please put your penis away! You might kill someone if you keep Zandering out in public!

by Matt’s girlfriend is trans April 29, 2024

Pulling a Zander

When someone named Zander takes the longer way to a destination "on purpose"

Look at him pulling a Zander.

by Sasquatch7307 June 29, 2024

Zander

Zanders are the GAYEST human beings in the world of human beings. Not even James Charles is as gay as them.

Zander; I am not Gay!!!!!

Me: Zander your gay be gay be gay

by Zanders Friend June 14, 2022