Xbox Live

Online gaming and communication service available to gamers on the Xbox and Xbox 360 game consoles. With the exception of maybe 4chan, it is also one of the best places to meet immature and racist people. 90% of Xbox Live users are 11 years old, despite the fact that 90% of them are playing M rated games, making one wonder the reason for a content rating system at all. Also available is a rating service to rate other players through "reputation", the main purpose of which is to give those players better than you negative rep for being "Unsporting" (i.e., they just kicked your ass)

Direct quotes from users in multiplayer game lobbies on Xbox Live:

"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)"

"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)"

"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)"

Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol"

Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort*

Person 1:"OMG you're cheating!!!!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep*

by Angry Deuce January 1, 2009

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xbox addict

A person whose sole purpose in life is to go on games and believe that they are in the games. Usually fat males in their teens-twenties who join games, abuse the casual players and think they're amazing even though they're pathetic because their thumbs are too fat to move fast enough, so they become hackers so that they appear amazing. Generally the lowest form of life on the planet, just below bacteria. Also can own a PS3 and become a PS3 nerd.

Casual Player: This game should be fun...

Xbox nerd: SHUT UP NERD YOUR A NOOB I'M AWESOME AT THIS GAME YOU HAVE NO LIFE!

Casual Player 2: Fucking xbox addict...

by Verkaiser August 11, 2011

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Xbox kid

A 12 year old spoils beat who always cries and screams on Xbox live especially on battle royals games

It’s that damn Xbox kid again. I think I can hear his mom telling him to shut the fuck up

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Xbox Live

A place where Americans and Brits argue each other for a monthly fee

(not me btw i have american and british friends)

Xbox Live conversation on COD

American - OMG u nooby british faggot!

Brit - STFU twat!

American - Submitting bad player review!

Brit - Filing complaint!

by baddham May 30, 2009

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Xbox Fag

An obsessed Xbox player.

Someone who plays Xbox religiously and does nothing else in their free time.

Someone who makes daily conversation with their friends about the events that happened the day before on Xbox.

Someone who does nothing but talk about Xbox in conversation.

Xbox Fag 1: "Hey dude, remember that awesome kill I had yesterday with the sniper?"

Xbox Fag 2: "OMG, you bet I do! It was the most epic kill I've seen this week!"

Xbox Fag 1: "Yeah, that one. Well, it was a no-scope!"

Xbox fag 2: "OMG, you are a profit from god!"

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Person 1: "Wow that guy in our school is like a 10th prestige in Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2!?"

Person 2: "It's really no surprise... That kid's an Xbox Fag"

by TheMaster. January 16, 2010

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Xbox Widow

a girlfriend or wife who is denied sex because of video gaming addiction

I've become a Xbox Widow because I offered David head, sex or even ass sex and he refused sex with me because he was gaming to many times to count and I need some sex badly.

by sir_twisted_hick January 7, 2010

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