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von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.
This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.
by Statingtheobvious February 3, 2010
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Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018
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G-Von

Someone can use this phrase when they get an obvious question.

It originated from asking stoners if they have smoking tools like rolling papers, filters or just weed.

It can also be used to explain the vibe or collective consciousness. For example, everybody sit high together, you look at each other and see everybody's high, so you can be the first to say "G-Von" and it says everything.
Yoooo, girl do you happen to have some rolling papers?
G-Von ;>
by ShadowlanderFart July 3, 2022
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Von Lycaon

THE MOST DELICIOUS MOST CREAM FILLING, MOST SWEAT DRIPPING MAN EVER ALIVE
Girl: are you fr drooling for a furry??
Von Lycaon fan: ITS NOT JUST ANY FURRY ITS VON LYCAON
by Lolgayperson July 29, 2022
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von Tagen

If you know one, you’re lucky. There’s literally less than 20, they all know each other, and you’d be lucky to be in that family. Oh, and it also means “of the day.”
by urbandicdoc January 19, 2022
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Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched
That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.
by Hostile October 25, 2005
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von Colijeff

The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.
Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!
by Chrisvon August 2, 2021
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