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Valeria

Look that’s what I call a Valeria
by AssEater404 May 1, 2019
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Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing

Valeria is the best person u will ever meet. She is so kind, pretty, funny, considerate, sometimes can be kinda dumb (in a good way), & she is just such a genuine person in general. I don't think I've ever met someone as amazing as her. She makes me laugh so hard & I hardly ever understand her because she never makes sense. She doesn't care what others think about her and cheers me up whenever I'm not feeling my best. There's never a day where Valeria fails to make me laugh. She is like this bright light that came into the earth and whenever you're around her you can feel your mood completely change. She's the one person I come to with literally everything and Ik that I can trust her. I feel like I've known her all of my life & I don't know what I would do without her. She used to have a very questionable fashion sense but it was only a phase so it's all good now. Except for the fact that she has so much cute clothes and wears the same things everyday 👀 hehe. (One time she wore the same jeans for like a whole week straight I think maybe even more). She also has the mind of a little kid and can forget stuff very easily just like that one time where she was at the mall and she bought new jeans and then she went to the play structure area and left and literally forgot about them and left them there.
(i have to write on here because it says ive written too much on the top) ...She also freaked out once when we went to the mall because she couldn't find her credit card and she had forgotten where she put it, but I came to the rescue and found it literally inside of her bag 🤦🏽 ♂️. Her boyfriend is Cole Sprouse and she hates cheese. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. She is the one person I do almost all of my tiktoks with cuz we're both obsessed. She has the most amazing side profile ever and everyone's dream nose. Takis are her EVERYTHING. I swear she finishes a whole party size bag in hours. I mean I can't lie Takis are amazing and also my favorite sooooo 🤷🏽 ♂️. She doesn't care about school in the slightest so don't expect her to complete her homework :) Don't touch her face or neck or any part of her with your nasty dirty hands because she will get mad and tell you that you're going to give her acne. She is also muy rude because she is deciding to leave me to live somewhere else when I clearly offered her to move in with me 😔. Anyways I can write a whole book about her but I'll just leave it here. If ur reading this Vale, I love you x infinity more than you'll ever know and ty for being in my life. U are my best friend forever & I am going to miss u so much 🥺💗

Valeria Cecilia Gomez Sing is MY BEST FRIEND ONLY MINE ;) hehe
by jime.gomez May 20, 2020
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United States of Valeria Day

United States of Valeria Day falls on September 7th every year. On United States of Valeria, we celebrate Valeria Ceja for lasering in off a section of Mexica and creating her own country, the United States of Valeria. We honor her bravery and leadership. Without Valeria Ceja, we wouldn’t have iphones and dinosaurs and for that we praise her every 7th of September.
“Do you know what day it is?”
“It’s national United States of Valeria Day!”
by Valeria Ceja Biggest Fan September 7, 2023
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Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp
"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito
by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020
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Valeria Herrera

Biggest ass in the whole world and voluminous big bobies
I really hope Valeria Herrera sucks these big juicy full nuts right after I get done eating her ass 🤭
by Deez big ass nuts August 31, 2022
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Valeria

The most beautiful woman on earth, amazing eyebrows, beautiful brown eyes, cares a lot about puppies, a fan of rock and roll, really enjoys going to music festivals. It is more than what you are looking for. She is just one of a kind
Valeria always looks so great I think it’s because she drink a lot of water
by comcarr January 31, 2020
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Valeria

Valeria is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, if you are sad she will make you feel so much better, the Valeria i know is a bendition and ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS, do not lose her she is more valuable that anything.
VALERIA I LOVE YOU
by Fossyi November 22, 2021
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