by Spanishwanker May 26, 2019

Understandment : A synonym for understand ; An understanding of something, between one another or agreement mix.
by The.real.one.Amen. May 27, 2024

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".
1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb
2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid
3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response
4. Hard-headed, stubborn
1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb
2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid
3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response
4. Hard-headed, stubborn
Joe was asked to bring in the groceries, he brought in those from the trunk but pretended not to see those in the back seat. Joe claimed he didn't think those where meant to be brought in to which Sara accused him of being hard of understanding.
by Dann326 June 10, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Personal growth opportunities arise, encouraging positivity, deeper understanding, and enhanced confidence in navigating relationships and life’s changes.<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Personal growth opportunities arise, encouraging positivity, deeper understanding, and enhanced confidence in navigating relationships and life’s changes.<.7.9.7.6.>
by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

The sentence coming out from the mouth of 1980's-born parents when they're to enforce screen time limits to their Gen Alpha-born digital native kids, who are just yet to receive any sound explanation about the negative impacts of excessive screen time.
Whenever I try to explain why I need to limit my kid’s screen time, I end up just saying, 'My goals are beyond your understanding', because they just can’t grasp the dangers of too much digital exposure!
by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

It isn't just the AI models doing that. Are you sure they aren't just mocking you? Because even I struggle to tell the difference between you idiots just not understanding things and you feining ignorance.
Hym "Potemkin understanding? Sounds familiar. I don't think that's unique to AI language models. Though I don't actually agree. I have been watching the AI generated synopsis videos and they seem to be getting better over time. It's YOU that I am more concerned about. I mean, what part of don't do the weaponized schizophrenia, you need to pay me for my work, and I don't need a trial because you can just tell the truth do you not understand? Because I see this shit-lib trying to assert that all rights stem from your ability to try me and therefore you don't have to give me any of the other rights. And that is you being petty and stupid and acting in bad faith because your delusional religions and/or political philosophies have giving your too many avenues to escape culpability in your own sin or malfeasance. And that is what this is. That is what is happening here. It isn't the necessary and natural byproduct of your kids being threatened. You're being a shit. You know you're doing it. 3rd parties are pleading with you to stop. Noone is telling ME to stop. REE-lon has a black eye... I have never had a black eye in my life. I didn't poop in anyone's bed. And if I did (in abstraction) it was solid gold and worth 80 million dollars."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

lethal shooter throws a gummy bear in a water bottle in a far distance successfully but messes up the next attempt.
Lethal shooter: oh I understand it now.
Lethal shooter successfully makes the third attempt.
Lethal shooter: oh I understand it now.
Lethal shooter successfully makes the third attempt.
by TotalSwizzy November 5, 2024
