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Turkey

A large breasted young female, who uses her pronounced breasts in public settings to attract attention. These women are known to wear high heels and will not hesitate to have sex with anyone, regardless of previous history, hygiene or penis size.
The only thing that turkey is good for is stuffing.
by Ed Ricketts October 4, 2009
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Turkey

A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.

The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
"Where are you going this summer?"
"Turkey"
"hmmm... don't forget your body armour"
by JizzySpunkbubbles February 22, 2013
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The Turkey

The act of a man, weraing boxers, pulling his penis up and tucking it into the waistband of his boxers so that only the head is showing and is pinned against his abdomen by the boxers' waistband, then pulling his balls out of the front of his boxers, thus simulating the neck and frill of a turkey. This trick is closely related to The Mongoose.
My friends were both enthused and horrified when i did The Turkey in front of them.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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The Turkey

When you bend over and tuck your balls so they appear to hang from your asshole much resembling a turkeys neck.
TJ bent over and gave us all The Turkey.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 18, 2005
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Turkey

i. the unique euroasian country
ii. a bird's name which some people like to joke around their turkish friends
iii. "Turkiye" in turkish language
history teacher: Hey guys which country fought against all the europe except germany in world war 1?

student: Turkey
by engineer-painter May 28, 2010
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Turkey

Turkey is a country that you never ever want to miss...
Let's come and see Turkey,this is not an advertisement:)
by newin February 8, 2005
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Turkey

Man: I have HIV, so I have to put a turkey on my dick before I fuck someone.
by Forafriend June 21, 2010
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