Pussy Tubing

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.

Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!

by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009

The Black Tubes

A fictional band in the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh. They appear in the last episode of series three "Chokes". (working title "Theatre") The Black Tubes are played by British garage rock band the Horrors. Noel Fielding, one of the creators of The Mighty Boosh is known to be a big fan of the band. The Black Tubes are also characterised by their skin-tight drainpipe trousers.

Vince had to fit into those drainpipes to become a member of The Black Tubes.

by LeHitcher October 22, 2008

doob tube

A paper towel or toilet paper roll stuffed either with scented drier sheets or fabric soaked in Febreeze. It is used to blow weed smoke through to get rid of the smell.

Man, me and my friends smoked at church the other day, but no one knew 'cause we used the doob tube.

by ecotton December 28, 2005

tube whore

A person who posts mindless or useless videos to youtube en masse with the hopes of being socially accepted.

Dang! Ole boy's got 357 YouTube videos. Talk about a tube whore.

by Jason Klotz November 28, 2007

Tube Arse

The feeling you get after riding the tube or subway where you are walking round and you feel the need to wipe your arse because of a build up of sweat and moist bum dirt seepage. Often a safety wipe is recommended and the victim may leave behind a pale speck of bright brown tube arse.

"hey man, why are you walking so weird?"
"I have a bad case of tube arse i picked up on the way home from work, I better be safe with a safety wipe, have a date tonight"

by tubearse91 October 17, 2011

aluminum tube

Major aspect of creating weapons of mass destruction. It is almost as significant and dangerous as yellow cake.

The nigga bought aluminum tubes! Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube!?! ALUMINUM!!

by AdamBB June 2, 2007

pulling tubes

Slang for... Smoking or hitting a fresh packed bong.

Swing by my place before the movies. We'll pull some tubes first. "pulling tubes"

by NYR11 August 12, 2009