Cake Trolley

Mobillty scooter used by an individual so morbidly obese that they can no longer be bothered walking

"Jesus look at that whale on the cake trolley in the baked goods aisle"

by SamMule February 19, 2010

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Ultimate Troll

the ultimate troll refers to a level 10 troll that was brought to life by 'tripod'. the ultimate troll involves the male participant in talking to a girl for a set amount of time in which the female participant falls for the male and alllows them to smash. the male does not use any form of contraception and nuts inside of the female. the female becomes impregnated and once this occurs the male blocks and dips. this is in essence the ultimate troll that can ever occur.

yo i was playing rocket league and this bitch wants my platinum chamion cock. imma do the ultimate troll on her

by Lord OACH March 24, 2022

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The Mother Troll

Recent years have seen a huge rise in the number of trolls frequenting internet forums. If the current rate of increase continues it is projected that by 2020 up to 50% of information on the internet will be the direct result of trolling. By 2030 this number will be over 100%. Many believe that this phenomenon will have catastrophic results, not only because people will no longer have any interesting sources to copy their opinions from but also because it will give rise to the fabled being known as The Mother Troll. The Mother Troll will be created when all the anger and annoyance caused by trolling on the world wide web reaches a level so intense that it conglomerates into a conscious being. This god of trolls with not rest until all interesting debate and knowledge has been destroyed and it has thoroughly pissed on everybody's parade.

Person 1: Well that's a very interesting point. Do you take into account the idea that those who are in such a position may feel differently though?

Person 2: I try to take into account everybody's ideas and feelings and yes I can see that others may feel differently from me and I respect that.

THE MOTHER TROLL ARISES

Person 1: Ah well whatever your nothing but a stupid fan boy anyway noob.

Person 2: fuk u disphit i banged your mum last night

Person 1: i have so mush satisfaction in the knowledge that a remtard like you will soon be shoved into a small padded cell where you belong

Person 3: GOD IS RIGHTEOUS AND HE WILL BURN THE HOMOSEXUALS

ect.

by Captain Philosophy January 25, 2011

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troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

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trollbox

Any integrated chat feature on a website, specifically exchanges, auctions and finance type web sites, where users may discuss topics in real time, between themselves and members of the company.

Fontas is in the trollbox, on BTC-e, pumping LiteCoin again.
noob? Asking for financial advice? In the trollbox? Really?

by JarlMezentius September 30, 2013

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