Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist

Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.

by Urban TDog February 07, 2023

tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021